about Red Pointe Shoe

Hey there, champ. I see you.

I haven't taken the online test yet, but I'm probably a mix between Slytherin and Gryffindor. Otters are my spirit animals. I built this website originally for Neopets because I was a little too obsessed with faerie quests and baby paint brushes. I don't know what a scapula is. My name is Liz and I don't mind cold hugs.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? Same middle name.

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